This made me laugh! I didn't write the caption, it was in the email my friend sent to me.



"#9- Joyce


That's right, just "Joyce". It practically sells itself. For as much as 50
cents, judging by the price tag. Kudos to the marketing genius who came up
with this layout. (I think Joyce went on to become an angry algebra teacher
at my high school. She always used to bust me and my girlfriend making out
behind the building.)

Here's Joyce's big day-

"Hello, Joyce residence"

"Hi, Joyce? This is Artie, your producer. We got the photographer to come in
today, so grab an extra bottle of aqua-net and get your hot ass in here. I
have a nude badminton tournament at noon." (I can only guess at the weird
stuff these people did for fun)

"Oh, what should I wear?"

"Something with rainbow colors, or whatever you have on. I don't know what
the background is going to be. Those retards from the 12 top hits album are
using the fake living room."

"Great! I just got new glasses. I think they make my head look less human."

"err...good. Wear them. Bring a flower or something...to...accentuate your
cheekbones"

"*giggle* okay, handsome, I'll be right over."

Little known fact about Joyce: She started the whole "one name" thing for
singers. Madonna, Cher, Prince, Pantera...all Joyce wannabes."