"I just found the office Paper Shredder. I've never seen or used a paper shredder before. I feel like the potential this object has to keep me entertained throughout the day will be incredible. Paper goes in, out comes confetti. Piece of bread goes in, out comes smaller pieces of bread. Blue pen goes in, out comes explosion of blue ink. I see no problems with this venture."

-smitty

You make me laugh man.