To answer Josh's questions during this incredibly long post streak:

1. You mean apart from my flesh? I'm not sure I know who my worst enemy would be... Regardless, I'd let God have vengeance.

2. I don't have a tattoo, but if I were to get one, I'd probably get the state of Kentucky drawn on my butt. In technicolor.

3. Boxers: comfy, but no support... Briefs: support, sure, but wedgie-city... Boxer-briefs: comfy and supportive, Matt's top choice!

I'll answer anything folks (but my site is rated-G; let's not go further than Joshy).