Josh Priestley's auto-biography:

"Born into the trunk of an abandoned '63 Buick, it was obvious that Josh Priestley was bound for success. Growing up as a child, he supported himself as the owner and operator of a small-time Coney Island steamroller, loveably nicknamed 'RollerDeath', all the while saving up to get his college degree in 'steamroller innovation engineering'.

Currently in his spare time, Josh likes collecting JPEG images of steamrollers and handing out pamphlets on the street that outline the worldwide conspiracy behind diet mountain dew and the number 37.

Josh Priestley - a man of success. He invented the lightbulb. He built the Suez Canal. He identified the unibomber. And, for $9.95, he'll shine your shoes and level your driveway.

Ask your doctor if Viagra is right for you. Josh Priestley did, and it has made all the difference!"

I live for randomness.