Twidle-dee-dee. I'm bored.

As a bored guy, I'm going to go eat. That makes sense right? Maybe it's more of an eating disorder. Or maybe it's because I didn't eat breakfast.

Top ten things to do on September 4th, 2003:

10. Play kick the can outside, but with rocks due to the litter laws and the avid recyclers here in Tampa.

9. Empty all the recycling bins into the adjacent trash cans.

8. Buy milk and other fine pastuerized products.

7. Read a book. I'm thinking of Mein Kamph (Hitler, circa the 1940's). Not.

6. Eat mor Chikun. Either that or teach the Chik fil-a cows how to spell.

5. Shave. Wait, already done.

4. Color a piece of paper (multifashioned) and rip it into small pieces, tossing it into the air at the library and exclaim "Happy LIbrarian Day Everybody!!" as you run in circles then collapse pretending you're dead.

3. Go to the library for Mein Kamph and other beloved classics.

2. Find a group of people talking at a restaurant and give them all party favors as you thank them for coming to your birthday party. See how long you can keep that going.

1. Make a top ten list.

That's a wrap folks, thanks for coming.